My Geek Code (v3.1) says....

GMC > $ d- s: a C++ U P L E- W N * o + K- w O M V-- PS+++ PE Y PGP+ t 5?! X- R v- b+++ DI- D G e h! r+++ y+ z+++

Geek: GMC: I'm a geek of mass communications.
Dress: d-: I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.
Shape: s:: I'm the height of an average geek.; I'm as round as an average geek.
Age: a: I'm between 30 and 39.
Computers: C++: Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.
Unix: U
Perl: P: I know Perl exists, but that's all.
Linux: L: I know what Linux is, but that's about all.
Emacs: E-: Emacs is just too big and bloated for my tastes.
Web: W: I have a browser and a connection. Occasionally I'll use them.
Usenet: N: Usenet News? Sure, I read that once.
Usenet Oracle: o: I've submitted a question, but it has never been incarnated.
Kibo: K-: I don't know who Kibo is.
Windows: w: Ok, so I use MS Windows. I don't have to like it.
OS/2: O: I finally managed to get OS/2 installed but wasn't too terribly impressed.
Macintosh: M: I use a mac, but I'm pretty indifferent about it.
VMS: V--: I would rather smash my head repeatedly into a brick wall than suffer the agony of working with VMS. It's reminiscent of a dead and decaying pile of moose droppings. Unix rules the universe.
Politics-Social: PS+++: Legalize drugs! Abolish the government. "Fuck the draft!"
Politics-Economic: PE: Distrust both government and business.
Cypherpunks: Y: I'm pretty indifferent on the whole issue.
PGP: PGP+: "Finger me for my public key"
Trek: t: It's just another TV show.
Babylon 5: 5?!: _Unknown babylon5 code ?!_
X-Files: X-: It's ok if you like paranoia and conspiracy stories, but, let's face it, it's crap.
Roleplaying: R: Role-Playing? That's just something to do to kill a Saturday afternoon. Unknown code v!
?: v-: ????
Books: b+++: I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet.
Dilbert: DI-: Is that the comic about the engineers?
DOOM!: D: I've played the game and I'm pretty indifferent.
Geek Code: G: I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.
Education: e: Finished High School
Housing: h!: I am stuck living with my parents!
Relationships: r+++: Found someone, dated, and am now married.
Sex[m]: y+: I've had real, live sex.
Sex[?]: z+++: I'm married, so I can get it (theoretically) whenever I want.

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